Pistol Grip Pump Attempts to Set Foot on Hallowed Ground without her Inner Demons Rebelling; Fails Miserably

The day of the Petal Stool's wedding was a joyous day indeed. Everyone had a great time and the couple was cute. But if you've seen one wedding you've seen them all, so there's really only one comment to be made. I spotted the Pistol Grip Pump on the balcony above the congregation doing what she does best; flash the Basic Instinct pose, and be generally irreverent:

Gus: Did you ever do drugs with Mr. Boz?
Catherine: Sure.
Gus: What kind of drugs?
Catherine: Cocaine. Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick? It's nice.
[Catherine Tramell uncrosses her legs and it can be seen she's wearing no underwear]
Nick: You like playing games don't you?
Catherine: I have a degree in psychology, it goes with the turf... Games are fun.





That's right, in a church no less. With her breasts wrestling each other for first dibs on fresh oxygen. What irreverence! Watch out for thunderbolts, Pistol Grip Pump! She better hope dad doesn't see this post.